LIBERATED MAN       (C)J.BIRCH 1997.

 

          Well) I've taken out woman   now & then

          & I'm no peter pan                                      

          But I'm not satisfied with 'the state of the art'                

          Legs & lips  for the average man                               

         

          & it’s not funny                                           

          But its come to this ...                                      

         

          I get a cold kiss    from my refrigerator

          I get my fingers burnt    on an oven

          I told my girlfriend    "I'll see you later "

          I'm a Liberated Man .....

 

          Well) I'm missing out on sex  evry night                  

          & I'm no super man                                                 

          So I take salt peater  with a little rum                       

          Legs & lips  for the average man

                                       

          & it’s not funny                                           

          But it comes to this ...                                   

 

          I get a cold kiss    from my refrigerator

          I get my fingers burnt    on an oven

          I told my girlfriend    "I'll see you later "

          I'm a Liberated Man .....

 

          Well I married my washin machine

          Better than a naggin machine

          Beats the erotic disease    

          Wouldn't you rather be free?

 

          Well I married my washin machine

          Better than a naggin machine

          Beats the erotic disease    

          Wouldn't you rather be free?

         

          I get a cold kiss    from my refrigerator

          I get my fingers burnt    on an oven

          I told my girlfriend    "I'll see you later "

          I'm a Liberated Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

          JUST HULLO WOULD DO           (C) J.BIRCH I997.

              

          I ... , BIN' .... , TALKIN' , TO THE MAN ...,

          WHO WROTE , I LOVE YOU , IN THE SAND .

          HE FELT THE TIDE , DEEP INSIDE ,

          WHEN YOU WENT AWAY .

 

          AND I DONT BELIEVE HE NEEDS

          THE COMPANY OF ME ,

          JUST HULLO ,

          WOULD DO ------------

 

 

          OH , THE NUMBERS ON THE WALL

          I'M BEGGIN' YOU TO CALL !

          JUST HULLO ,

          WOULD DO  ------------

 

         

          MUSIC ........................

 

          WHEN YOURE TALKIN TO THE MAN

          WONT YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND

          HE LOST A PART  OF HIS HEART

          WHEN YOU WENT AWAY

 

          AND I DONT BELIEVE HE NEEDS

          THE COMPANY OF ME

          JUST HULLO ,

          WOULD DO -------------