VIAGRA (C)Birch/Martin 1998.

 

I GOT WOMEN IN MY HAREM, THEY WANT ME SO BAD

THEY SAY I'M THE BEST THING, THAT THEY EVER HAD

EXCEPT FOR VALENTINO, & A COUPLE OF OTHERS

I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, UNDER THE COVERS

 

I GOT WOMEN OVER HERE, WOMEN OVER THERE

I CANT GET AWAY, I GOT WOMEN EV'RYWHERE

WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST, I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST

BUT I'M JUST A WISHIN, I COULD GET SOME REST

 

I GOT WOMEN ON THE ROOF TOPS, SCREAMIN MY NAME

THEY SAY I'M THE BEST THING, THAT EVER CAME

EXCEPT FOR FONZERELLI, & A COUPLE OF OTHERS

I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, UNDER THE COVERS

 

I GOT WOMEN OVER HERE, WOMEN OVER THERE

I CANT GET AWAY, I GOT WOMEN EV'RYWHERE

WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST, I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST

BUT I'M JUST A WISHIN, I COULD GET SOME REST

 

I GOT WOMEN TURNED ON, THEY FOLLOW ME ABOUT

I HAD TO PUT UP A FENCE, ALL AROUND MY HOUSE

EXCEPT FOR LEONARDO, TOM & JOHN

I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT EVER WAS

 

I GOT WOMEN OVER HERE, WOMEN OVER THERE

I CANT GET AWAY, I GOT WOMEN EV'RYWHERE

WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST, I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST

BUT I'M JUST A WISHIN, I COULD GET SOME REST

 

I TAKE VIAGRA, I'M A LIBERATED MAN

DONT THINK ABOUT NIAGARA, GET IT WHILE I CAN

EXCEPT FOR CASSENOVA, & ERROL FLYNN

I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT'S EVER BEEN

 

YES, I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT'S EVER BEEN

YES, I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT'S EVER BEEN

OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

 

 

 

 

 

DRIVE DIRTY (C)J.Birch 1999. rock/like ZZ Top etc

 

Well now the story got around

And it's all over town

How she said

"Come on John , Drive Dirty"

 

I was pumpin up some gas

And checkin out some ass

She said

"Come on John , Drive Dirty"

 

3 Well we stopped in the shade

I thought I had it made

She said

"Come on John , Drive Dirty"

 

4 Well the wheels squealed

As we put it into gear

The glove box came(d) open

She said/screamed "Put it in the rear"

> Well I opened up the floor

< (&) Blew away the door

{ She said

} "I love the way , you Drive Dirty"

 

C (x2) Drive Dirty !

Come on Drive Dirty

Go on Drive Dirty

DRIVE DIRTY !!!

 

Well I was cruisin down the street

Had that woman next to me

She said

"Come on John , it's Three-Thirty"

 

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Well I got a mobile home

Just to feed the dog a bone

And now she calls me on the phone

"Come on John , let's Drive Dirty !!!"

 

Chorus,3,4,> to < Three Times,{ to } Once ...

Yeah !

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