THE OLD JONESY (C)J.BIRCH 1998.

The old Jonesy Is never lonely

He doesn't like tea & he doesn't like company

He likes to sleep & he likes to drink

He likes boozin & he likes snoozin

 

C & when he's in he's out of it

& when he's out he's in to it

They made him the mascot of the football team

But he said "Nope , I'd rather dr-e-e-e-e-e-e-am."

The old Jonesy He aint no phony

He always drinks straight & he's awful proud of his weight

He likes to nap & he likes to nightcap

He likes forty winks & he likes fourty drinks

 

& when he's in he's out of it

& when he's out he's in to it

They made him the mascot of the football team

But he said "Nope , I'd rather dr-e-e-e-e-e-e-am."

 

Well old Jonesy Lives on his only

He hasn't a car & he hasn't a fat cigar

He sleeps in the day & he drinks in the night

He's a daydreamer & he's a Jim Beamer

 

& when he's in he's out to it

& when he's out he's in to it

They made him the mascot of the football team

But he said "Nope , I'd rather dr-e-e-e-e-e-e-am."

B Well old Jonesy's gonna die some day

He knows it & a he dont care

Cause in heaven you never wake up

And you can drink all day !!!

 

 

 

 

JOHN WAYNE DRINKING SONG (C) J.BIRCH/M.MARTIN I997.

The sun was still blazing

But low in the sky

And when I came in off the range

I was 'Naturally High'

 

But when I read the headlines

I didn't know what to do

So I turned to the tender

And said "Give me one too "

 

ch I gotta , get drunk

I gotta , get drunk

I've gotta get smellier

Than a skunk

Cuz' the headlines

That I'm readin'

Are emphasizin'

The price of drink's

About to go risin'

Gotta get drunk

I've gotta get drunk

I've gotta get smellier

Than a skunk...

 

AND) I drank that whiskey

Quicker than a flash

Then I came to the realization

I was 'Naturally Smashed'

 

But when I read the headlines

I wondered, 'What's it all for'..

& I turned to the tender

And said " Give me one more " ....

 

ch I gotta get drunk ... etc .....

br Soon , you know

I wont be able , to say

"Give us another

Give us one more

Give us another

To lay me out on the floor "....

 

ch I gotta get drunk ... etc .....