THE OLD JONESY (C)J.BIRCH 1998.
The old Jonesy Is never lonely
He doesn't like tea & he doesn't like company
He likes to sleep & he likes to drink
He likes boozin & he likes snoozin
C & when he's in he's out of it
& when he's out he's in to it
They made him the mascot of the football team
But he said "Nope , I'd rather
dr-e-e-e-e-e-e-am."
The old Jonesy He aint no phony
He always drinks straight & he's awful proud of his weight
He likes to nap & he likes to nightcap
He likes forty winks & he likes fourty drinks
& when he's in he's out of it
& when he's out he's in to it
They made him the mascot of the football team
But he said "Nope , I'd rather
dr-e-e-e-e-e-e-am."
Well old Jonesy Lives on his only
He hasn't a car & he hasn't a fat cigar
He sleeps in the day & he drinks in the night
He's a daydreamer & he's a Jim Beamer
& when he's in he's out to it
& when he's out he's in to it
They made him the mascot of the football team
But he said "Nope , I'd rather
dr-e-e-e-e-e-e-am."
B Well old Jonesy's gonna die some day
He
knows it & a he dont care
Cause in heaven you never wake up
And you can drink all day !!!
JOHN WAYNE DRINKING SONG (C) J.BIRCH/M.MARTIN I997.
The sun was still blazing
But low in the sky
And when I came in off the range
I was 'Naturally High'
But when I read the headlines
I didn't know what to do
So I turned to the tender
And said "Give me one too "
ch I gotta , get drunk
I gotta , get drunk
I've gotta get smellier
Than a skunk
Cuz' the headlines
That I'm readin'
Are emphasizin'
The price of drink's
About to go risin'
Gotta get drunk
I've gotta get drunk
I've gotta get smellier
Than a skunk...
AND)
I drank that whiskey
Quicker than a flash
Then I came to the realization
I was
'Naturally Smashed'
But when I read the headlines
I wondered, 'What's it all for'..
& I turned to the tender
And said " Give me one more "
....
ch I gotta get drunk ... etc .....
br Soon , you know
I wont be able , to say
"Give us another
Give us one more
Give us another
To lay me out on the floor "....
ch I gotta get drunk ... etc .....