Superman            © John Birch 2011.     Comedy - Marx Brothers etc   

                                                                                                                                        

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

A cat in a kennel   a burst balloon

You’re as useless as  a plastic spoon

 

A cat in a kennel   a burst balloon

You’re as useless  as a plastic spoon

 

Superman on kryptonite

 

How many more superman can we stand?

 

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

No One’s As Good As Presley            

 

I lived   In my room

Played a tune   To the moon

Wasn't lookin for nothin special

Didn't want   To be that big

And then   You came along

And just   Like a song

BANG !!!

Everybody’s trying to be big.         

 

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

Get down on your knees

And beg her please

“Please? Please? Please?

Will you come back to me?”        PS: Lois Lane was Superman’s second kryptonite.

 

Get down on your knees

And beg her please

“Please? Please? Please?

Will you come back to me?”      

 

 

 

 

                                 bright rock/like neil finn

 

 

  

     HAPPINESS                          (C)J.BIRCH 1998.

    

 

     How easy is it to find happiness?

     Is it next to the peas or potatoes?

     Is it on top of the frozen foods?

     Or is it somewhere that I can’t see?

 

     On the TV they said it was here

     But I can’t find it anywhere

     If it were up to me

     I'd get home delivery

 

     Oh there it is next to the soap on a rope

     I guess I must have smoked too much dope                         

     I think I need to rock & roll

     But the chiropodist said it was no good for my soul

 

     I think I need thirty wild women                                        

     Or a pool and go swimming                                              

     I think I need to rock & roll                                           

     But the chiropodist said it was no good for my soul                    

                                                                              

 C   How easy is it to find happiness

     You can buy it at the shop I guess

     If you work hard and save your money

     You could get some this Christmas

 

     It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll                

     It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll                 

     It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll                 

     It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

                                                                              

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     I like the night  when it's quiet (<- I borrowed this verse)

     The peace  of the moon

     A warm  summer's evening

     And the sound  of a tune

 

     (Last Verse x 2 Million) ...........                                 

                                                                             

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