FIVE SENSES       (C)J.BIRCH I997.

           

          Well I found a bottle   on an ocean cove

          And out of the bottle   did come

          A genie with assorted   treasure trove

          And a wishes  four and one

 

          Well I had my first wish

          And what do you think?

          The damn thing

          Didn't even work

 

          I couldn't smell a thing

          Couldn't see at all

          I felt no pain

          But my mouth no talk

 

          But I could hear him    

          When he said,         

                   

          If I give you five sense

          Will you spend them well

          Or will you keep a wishin'                              

          On the wishin' well

 

          If I give you five sense

          Will you go and tell

          All of those

          Who are wishin' on the wishin' well

                                                                           

          There's no sense wishin'                                      

          On the wishin' well

          Cuz a wishin' well's

          Just a wishin' well!

          

          And I remember , What he said ...                             

                               

          Chorus Again 

          

          Well the genie gave me back my senses five!

          And out of my trouble did come

          The knowledge "Evryone has to (really) work for what they want

          Especially, lying in the sun"                              

                            

          And I remember

          What he said,

         

          Chorus (x2)

 

 

 

 

 

     JOHN WAYNE DRINKING SONG     (C) J.BIRCH/M.MARTIN I997.

        

     The sun was still blazing

     But low in the sky

     And when I came in off the range

     I was 'Naturally High'

 

     But when I read the headlines

     I didn't know what to do

     So I turned to the tender

     And said "Give me one too "

 

ch   I gotta , get drunk

     I gotta , get drunk

     I've gotta get smellier

     Than a skunk

   

     Cuz' the headlines

     That I'm readin'

     Are emphasizin'

     The price of drink's

     About to go risin'

                                                                         

     Gotta get drunk

     I've gotta get drunk

     I've gotta get smellier

     Than a skunk...

 

     AND)   I drank that whiskey

     Quicker than a flash

     Then I came to the realization

     I was  'Naturally Smashed'

 

     But when I read the headlines

     I wondered, 'What's it all for'..

     & I turned to the tender

     And said " Give me one more " ....

 

ch   I gotta get drunk ... etc .....

    

br   Soon , you know

     I wont be able , to say

    "Give us another

     Give us one more

     Give us another

     To lay me out on the floor "....

 

ch   I gotta get drunk ... etc .....