FIVE SENSES (C)J.BIRCH I997.

Well I found a bottle on an ocean cove

And out of the bottle did come

A genie with assorted treasure trove

And a wishes four and one

 

Well I had my first wish

And what do you think?

The damn thing

Didn't even work

 

I couldn't smell a thing

Couldn't see at all

I felt no pain

But my mouth no talk

 

But I could hear him

When he said,

If I give you five sense

Will you spend them well

Or will you keep a wishin'

On the wishin' well

 

If I give you five sense

Will you go and tell

All of those

Who are wishin' on the wishin' well

There's no sense wishin'

On the wishin' well

Cuz a wishin' well's

Just a wishin' well!

And I remember , What he said ...

Chorus Again

Well the genie gave me back my senses five!

And out of my trouble did come

The knowledge "Evryone has to (really) work for what they want

Especially, lying in the sun"

And I remember

What he said,

Chorus (x2)

 

 

 

 

JOHN WAYNE DRINKING SONG (C) J.BIRCH/M.MARTIN I997.

The sun was still blazing

But low in the sky

And when I came in off the range

I was 'Naturally High'

 

But when I read the headlines

I didn't know what to do

So I turned to the tender

And said "Give me one too "

 

ch I gotta , get drunk

I gotta , get drunk

I've gotta get smellier

Than a skunk

Cuz' the headlines

That I'm readin'

Are emphasizin'

The price of drink's

About to go risin'

Gotta get drunk

I've gotta get drunk

I've gotta get smellier

Than a skunk...

 

AND) I drank that whiskey

Quicker than a flash

Then I came to the realization

I was 'Naturally Smashed'

 

But when I read the headlines

I wondered, 'What's it all for'..

& I turned to the tender

And said " Give me one more " ....

 

ch I gotta get drunk ... etc .....

br Soon , you know

I wont be able , to say

"Give us another

Give us one more

Give us another

To lay me out on the floor "....

 

ch I gotta get drunk ... etc .....