MISS SIMPLICITY ©John Birch 2002. 60’s/Herment’s Hermerts/Simple

Harmonies/Down to earth model

Ev’ry morning

As the day is dawning

She wakes up, puts on her make up

She is yawning

She goes downstairs

Fixes breakfast

She makes sure that ev’rything is in order

She has a glass of water

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICITY

SHE DOES IT NATURALLY

SHE’S HAVING TOM HOME FOR TEA

OH – OH, OH – OOH

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICITY

SHE DOES IT NATURALLY

SHE’S HAVING TOM HOME FOR TEA

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICITY

OH – OH, OH – OOH

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICITY

She is in love

She believes in God above

She does not take drugs

She is in love

Chorus

And Tommy really loves her

Cause she is a really good mother

Yer-er-er-er

Tommy really loves her

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICITY

SHE DOES IT NATURALLY

SHE’S HAVING TOM HOME FOR TEA

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICITY

OH – OH, OH – OOH

SHE IS MISS SIMPLICIT-Y.

(C) J.Birch 2002. Freely

DANCE WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS

Lance, he), Saw a little lady who was dancing to a song

He said to the lady "Baby… you're strong"

She said, "That's right…

You've got to…

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance"

The lady said to Lance "I know. Today, your heart, you've got to lock it"

The lady said to Lance "Lance, put your hands back in your pocket!"

“Lance…

You've got to…

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance"

So Lance and his lady they went to all the dances

But Lance said to his lady "He could not dance"

Lance said to his lady "I gotta be free!……."

So the lady said to Lance "You're right, Lance,… let's take a chance"

And when Lance he saw his little lady dance

He knew he had to take a chance

So Lance he bought a little silver locket

And Lance's Lady now she says to Lance "I like the way you rock it"…

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance!

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance!

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance!

Dance with your hands in your pants, Lance.