Monkey Album here                     dance      

 

 

     THE MONKEY                         (C)J.BIRCH 2000.

 

 

     Some people say  it has got to be  gorilla

     & some people say  it has got to be  a chimpanzee

     But I say to you  "too much  monkey business

     Why don't we all  DO 'THE MONKEY'"

 

     I DO 'THE MONKEY'  & I DO IT FUNKY

     & I WANT TO  DANCE WITH YA HONEY  CAUSE  YOU'RE SO SPUNKY

     NO M'AM  I  HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK  & I'M  NOT A JUNKIE

     I JUST WANT TO  DANCE WITH YA HONEY  LET'S  DO 'THE MONKEY'

 

     DO 'THE MONKEY'

     DO 'THE MONKEY'

 

     Some people say  it has got to be  rock music

     & some people say  it has got to be  a symphony

     But I say to you  "too much  monkey business

     Why don't we all  DO 'THE MONKEY'"

 

     CHORUS & TAG

    

     Some people say  it has got to be  U.S.A.

     & some people say  it has got to be  America

     But I say to you  "why can't we live  in harmony ?

     Yes it can be  A SYMPHONY  AND A SONG !"

 

     CHORUS & TAG

                                                                              

  >  YEAH !!! YEAH !!! YEAH !!! YEAH !!!

 

     DO 'THE MONKEY'  & DO IT FUNKY

     I WANT TO  DANCE WITH YA HONEY  CAUSE  YOU'RE SO SPUNKY

     NO M'AM  I  HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK  & I'M  NOT A JUNKIE

     I JUST WANT TO   DANCE WITH YA HONEY  LET'S  DO 'THE MONKEY'

   

     DO 'THE MONKEY'

     DO 'THE MONKEY'

 

     Repeat From >  Twice More

 

     YEAH !!! YEAH !!! YEAH !!! YEAH !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                       dance/strong-pounding bass beat

 

                                                                                                                                                                                

     SECOND COMING            (C)J.BIRCH 2006.

    

 

     Oh well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years

     Diamonds in her ears  come from Moscow

     Oh well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years

     Pictures on her britches  make us go-go

     Oh well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years

     Her hair is black  or blond  oh no

     But) IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX  WHAT WILL BE LEFT ?

     WHAT WILL BE LEFT  IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX ?

   

     Well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years

     Were all crazy  and barely survivin

     Well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years

     They drive us to drink  and were constantly cryin

     Well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years

     They glue on wings  and were all flyin

     But) IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX  WHAT WILL BE LEFT ?

     WHAT WILL BE LEFT  IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX ?

   

     Look up above  look all around

     Even in sound  there is ... drumming

     And believe what you may  you know someday

     There will be a ... second coming

                                                      

     Oh well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years    

     Jesus freaks   have got long hair    

     Oh well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years    

     When we speak   we curse and swear    

     Oh well it wont matter much  if in a hundred years    

     There are geeks   ev’rywhere 

     But) IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX  WHAT WILL BE LEFT ?

     WHAT WILL BE LEFT  IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX ?

 

     IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX  WHAT WILL BE LEFT ?

     WHAT WILL BE LEFT  IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX ?

     IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX  WHAT WILL BE LEFT ?

     WHAT WILL BE LEFT  IF THEY TAKE AWAY SEX ?

 

     Look up above  look all around

     Even in sound  there is ... drumming

     And believe what you may  you know someday

     There will be a ... second coming.

                              

     Sex ! .