Superman            © John Birch 2011.     Comedy - Marx Brothers etc   

                                                                                                                                        

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

A cat in a kennel   a burst balloon

You’re as useless as  a plastic spoon

 

A cat in a kennel   a burst balloon

You’re as useless  as a plastic spoon

 

Superman on kryptonite

 

How many more superman can we stand?

 

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

No One’s As Good As Presley            

 

I lived   In my room

Played a tune   To the moon

Wasn't lookin for nothin special

Didn't want   To be that big

And then   You came along

And just   Like a song

BANG !!!

Everybody’s trying to be big.         

 

Oh modern man   You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants   A diamond in your ear

Who really cares   About the length of your hair

You love yourself   More than an-y    oth-er can    Oh modern man

 

Get down on your knees

And beg her please

“Please? Please? Please?

Will you come back to me?”           If Lois Lane dropped Superman.

                                                          Would he still be Superman?

Get down on your knees

And beg her please

“Please? Please? Please?

Will you come back to me?”