Christmas (C)J.BIRCH 1997.

its Christmas

its Christmas

and all through the land

every child's been as good as he can

except for 1

who didn't want Santa to come

he's been bad for a week

and now Christmas eve , he can’t sleep

he runs to his dad

"I know I've been bad ,

but if I be good ,

can I have some Christmas pud ?"

this is what his dad said

as he put him to bed

"Santa comes every Christmas day

in his slay

to every boy and girl

all over the world

so if you think you've been bad

dont you be sad.

all boys and girls, are pleasant

so they all get a present

and as for you

you may get 2."

well the boy went to sleep

and awoke with a leap

for at the foot of his bed

Santa had left a bicycle red

and under the tree

there was not one present but three

and you should have seen the boys joy

as he unwrapped his favorite toy

a blue bouncing ball

that he bounced in the hall

and bounced in the yard

and bounced in the park

the boy didn't feel sad at all

as he rode his new bike and bounced his new ball

so he promised his dad

next year he’d be bad

but the next day he forgot what he'd said

and instead

he opened the other 2 presents and found a bat and some wickets

and for months then, he and his mum and his dad played cricket.

bright rock/like neil finn

HAPPINESS (C)J.BIRCH 1998.

How easy is it to find happiness?

Is it next to the peas or potatoes?

Is it on top of the frozen foods?

Or is it somewhere that I can’t see?

On the TV they said it was here

But I can’t find it anywhere

If it were up to me

I'd get home delivery

Oh there it is next to the soap on a rope

I guess I must have smoked too much dope

I think I need to rock & roll

But the chiropodist said it was no good for my soul

I think I need thirty wild women

Or a pool and go swimming

I think I need to rock & roll

But the chiropodist said it was no good for my soul

C How easy is it to find happiness

You can buy it at the shop I guess

If you work hard and save your money

You could get some this Christmas

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

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I like the night when it's quiet (ß I borrowed this verse)

The peace of the moon

A warm summer's evening

And the sound of a tune

(Last Verse x 2 Million) ...........

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