‘
Like Ernie Dingo - plenty of long rests
When it rains
Our house leaks
And me dad, he
marches us all outside
And we have to
sleep in his car for a week
Me dad's car
It’s done 500,000
K
But he always says
“Don’t worry about
it, it'll be okay"
Me mum
She wrestles
alligators
One day, one of
them alligators
It bit off her
foot
Me sister asked
her
"Mum, don’t
you feel no pain?”
She just smiled,
said
"I gotta mash
these potatoes”
"I'll think
about it, later"
Me brother
He’s an industrial
chemist!
He worries, a lot
The ozone layer!
Bin Laden! the war!, money!
Me Dad, he chucked
him a sarsaparilla
And said,
“Derek!
Think about it,
tomorrow”
Well, tomorrow
came
And it rained
And me dad, he
didn’t like it
He complained
And me, I just
turned on the radio
And don’t you
know?
‘It never rains
in
But
man, don’t they ever warn ya’
It
pours! It pours!’
So, when it rains
And your roof
leaks
And your dad, he
marches you outside
And you have to
sleep in his car for a week
Remember this
This is what I
reckon
‘Take
Viagra
Be a
liberated man
Don’t
just think about
Get it
while you can’.
NAUGHTY SINYAREATTERS (C)J.BIRCH 1998. comedy
I sat down beside her, I was in my prime
And I offered up, this old line
"Gee its good to see you, do you wanta go to bed?"
And this is, what, she, said
'If you got the money , well I got the
time
I'll tell ya honey, you could be mine '
I heard the hook , I took the line
And an hour later , I was, feelin,
fine.
Well) she musta been , nine-teen
But) I wasn't sure, was it a dream ?
I put my hand in my pocket, to check my cash
She tapped me on the shoulder, and then, again
'If you got the money, well I got the time
I'll tell ya honey , you could be
mine'
I heard the hook and I took the line
But with a twist, this was my reply
I said ....
'If you got the money, well I got the time
I'll tell ya honey, you could be mine'
She took the hook, she took the line
And then, God, ..... I opened, up my
eyes
I saw the light, and to my surprise
I was holdin my guitar, not my lover's thighs
So I wrote the hook, I wrote the rhyme
And I made it to the office, just, in, time,
Oh My ! ,
¨
Oh My !,
But You Gotta Watch, Those Naughty,
Sin-yer-, eatters ...
'Round Si,-esta Time .!
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