Lettuce Beetroot                      © John Birch 2022.

          When my Dad told me he had been called a pedophile by TV. Days after he got his $1,600,000  

          for his land. I pointed at the TV. And said, “I am going to kill those bastards”. I explained to

          Dad, that I would take out TV with my twenty love songs albums. And Dad agreed, that TV

          would be beaten by that.