(Note: All The Beatles Album Titles Included Here)

 

 

 

          ABBEY RODE          (C)J.BIRCH 1997.

         

 

     V1.  ABBEY RODE her bicycle

          Down the long WHITE path

          Thru the REVOLVER gate

          & let out a laugh            Ha ! Ha !

 

     V2.  But nothin' changed she needed HELP

          They said LET IT BE

          Abbey MET THE BEATLES

          & they set her free          Da ! Da !

    

     Ch.  She'd never been WITH THE BEATLES

          She never knew THE BEATLES were FOR SALE

          She'd never listened to their music

          Her RUBBER SOUL was off its rails

 

     Ch.  She'd never been WITH THE BEATLES

          She never knew THE BEATLES were FOR SALE

          She'd never YELLOW SUBMARINED or MYSTERY TOURED                ¨

          She'd been havin' A HARD DAY'S NIGHT

          & her smiles had all gone stale  Oh !

          (& she needed a cold brown ale)

                                                                        ¨

     Br.  Pretty little ABBEY ROAD

          To her record shop

          Asked for PLEASE PLEASE ME PLEASE

          And a mop on top

 

     Br.  But) SERGENT PEPPER high above her

          Whispered , "There all ghosts "

          Little Abbey put her hands to her eyes  ...

          And let her bicycle coast

 

          Little Abbey ...                                                 ¨

          Put her hands ...                                             ¨

          To her eyes  ...         

          And let her bicycle coast ...

 

          Chorus + Bridge

 

 

 

 

     LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR                 by an alien   ballad

                                          (C)j.birch 02/2001.

     When you go to the zoo

     What do you do ?

     Do you stare at the animals ?

     Or do they stare at you ?

 

     Anne alien can live in a tree

     Anne alien can live in the sea

     But the female of the species ...  ?

     Well that's another story !

 

     You see) ALL WOMEN THEY COME FROM MARS

     ALL MEN THEY COME FROM VENUS

     BUT AS PAUL McCARTNEY ONCE SAID ...

     "VENUS & MARS ARE ALL RIGHT TONIGHT !"

 

     So... lets ...) “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

     Cause..."VENUS & MARS ARE ALL RIGHT TONIGHT”

 

     I said) ALL WOMEN THEY COME FROM MARS

     ALL MEN THEY COME FROM VENUS

     BUT AS PAUL McCARTNEY ONCE SAID ...

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

 

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

     Cause..."VENUS & MARS ARE ALL RIGHT TONIGHT"

 

     Does a fish belong in the sea ?

     Is this monkey out of his tree ?

     Or are they just like ...

     You and me ?

    

     Somebody say to the kangaroo  "Don't like your jump"

     Somebody say to the camel too  "Don't like your hump"

     Somebody say to the butterfly  "Don't like you dot"

     Somebody say to the leopard too  "Don't like you spot"

 

     But don't knock the rock

     Don't knock the rock

     Don't knock the rock

     Cause he... is top !

                                                                              

     I said...) ALL WOMEN THEY COME FROM MARS

     ALL MEN THEY COME FROM VENUS

     BUT AS PAUL McCARTNEY ONCE SAID ...

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

 

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

    “Pull back the covers  and turn down the light”

     Cause..."VENUS & MARS ARE ALL RIGHT TONIGHT, YEAH !!!"